None of your airy-fairy Eastern Karmic theraputic tequniques and such like to be had here; we've found it much more rewarding to strap the customer into a massive vibrating capsule and set the controls to max - 8 out of 10 clients say their guests prefer it!

So there you have it; no-nonsense alternative massage thereapy in a big buzzing capsule, administerd by our team of naughty nurses and nerds, that'll leave your guests tickled pink. Each session lasts 1-2 minutes, ensuring plenty of punters get the giggles. Suited to clubs, uni balls and parties (and probably festish nights too.)